[krageon]

There is no python distribution system that will allow me to create a binary for MacOS or Windows without running MacOS or windows, which is only one of the many problems with the existing solutions. Yes, I'm aware of the why. It just shouldn't matter to me.

That said, there's about a million packaging systems and most of them don't offer anything materially different from the others (except in weird edge cases that aren't advertised). The space is involved and annoying. It's emphatically not at all like C, which has very strong and well-documented defaults that do the things you expect (usually).