[Nkuna]

Switches to Morpheus' voice

What if I told you you can use ANY Adobe software, procured legitimately, in perpetuity without using cracked/pirated copies; without paying a dime?

No shenanigans like modifying or deleting files, changing your PC's clock, etc. Just using the OS's system tools[]. It's so obvious, I'm certain a sizable number of Adobe users do this.

Obviously outlining how would alert Adobe and I'm not sure I want to risk that.

[amelius]

Which OS?

[ampdepolymerase]

Probably Windows Sandbox or one of the other Hyper-V based out-of-the-box VM solutions.