I dunno... Brian Fox (the developer of bash) got involved, and he tapped me (someone he has worked with before) as a combination networking and security expert? FWIW, if you describe anything with the technical precision I just did, almost anything will sound "esoteric" ;P.
What seems really esoteric to me is that the 'Orchid' Ethereum Token has a $737,057,000.00 fully diluted market cap, which I'm struggling to understand: https://etherscan.io/token/0x4575f41308ec1483f3d399aa9a2826d...