[maury91]

I need some clarification on "connect me to the internet", does that means I can watch Youtube videos by simply closing my eyes? I can search on Google with my thoughts?

Can I connect to my smart home so I can turn on the lights without saying a word?

[froh42]

No, it will just post your filthy thoughts to your facebook timelime.

[deepstack]

Well, we can already use fMRI (maybe EEG as well) or PET scan to read the structure of people's thoughts. And researchers already have done BrainNet, A Multi-Person Brain-to-Brain Interface https://arxiv.org/abs/1809.08632

Science doesn't stay still. Given these it is no surprise that lay person think that this is possible.

[maury91]

I believe the people that believe in 5G in vaccines are already posting every stupid thought they have on facebook.

[hackflip]

So in a roundabout way, vaccines ARE connecting them to the Internet!

[islon]

Most people don't need a vaccine for that...

[anoncake]

Yes. And if you send ${Your bank balance} to 35hK24tcLEWcgZA4JxpöbkNkoAcJGqQP, I'll decrypt your memory on how to do that as well as all your other favourite memories.

[xallarap]

It might help if you root your covid and disable the sort command before the vaccine can install decryption routines.

Reencrypting a memory is hard, right?

[anoncake]

As your criminal, I can assure you that this will keep you perfectly safe from me.

[TriNetra]

well, you need to be a bit verbose I guess. Smile please, to like and frown to dislike. If you are mad at a post then, you can just smash on the wall to show that reaction on person's FB wall :).