[hinkley]

I keep getting this ad on YouTube by some alpha hipster complaining about all the toxic poop in your gut, like he thinks that your GI tract would be better if it were empty all the time. That’s not how digestion works, sport. You don’t have thirty odd feet of intestines because evolution was too stupid to make a shorter trip from your mouth to your butt. Your first clue should be that it’s folded up on itself.