[lmilcin]

You are ruining the joke due to lack of sense of humor.

Also:

What if north is facing down?

What if map is not on a wall but on a table?

What if map is not oriented not in north-south direction?

[alphachloride]

You're right. I thought you were being a pedant, and I stand corrected. Vertical is a relative orientation, so the usage applies in all of the cases you indicated.