[salawat]

I was 50/49.9/.1 the correction would be Canada being okay with Ontario being nuked, or the target changing to Quebec and Canada still being okay with it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_sovereignty_movement

Quebec is the Texas of Canada, if I recall correctly.

There was a third, though unlikely option of the target switching to Alberta, but it turning out to be okay, because it just happened to coincide with a sudden invasion of hyper-intelligent rats, and the human population had already evac'd.

That being said, thank you. You genuinely brightened my day.

[selimthegrim]

I guess that’s one way to explain to Alberta the eventual consequences of its rat policies.

[908B64B197]

> Quebec is the Texas of Canada, if I recall correctly.

That's my understanding too. Or California with a more serious Calexit movement.

[ChoGGi]

As someone from Ontario who moved to Alberta, you deserve a Chinook when it's -30 out.