[jaytaylor]

See:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache_ZooKeeper

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/81/Apache_...

[AdmiralAsshat]

Those are some impressively sized hands.

[temuze]

This is the ideal open source logo. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[ignoramous]

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_55c36ebce4b0923c12bbb2cd

[koolba]

Pretty sure he has gout too.