[ncallaway]

GPT-3 is pretty amazing. The story itself isn't all that compelling and doesn't really hang together, but each sentence is believable on its own.

That kicker, though, feels like it could be a premise on its own:

> The police take the narrator in, but they aren’t taken to a normal jail. They’re taken to a special prison — a prison for people who might die.

> He spends the remainder of his life in that jail cell.

I quite like it, and it even fits the original prompt quite well.