[NoOneNew]

So... you want to be the one responsible if it doesn't go as planned? Further blocking the canal, let alone damages to the ship and cargo on board.

Theres a reason wacky, dangerous ideas happen in the movies and not real life. The consequences of trying to look clever and failing are pretty severe.

[Sudophysics]

Well, I'm not trying to look clever. I'm trying to figure out how the hell this can be taken care of in less than a week.