[zoid_]

You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?

[Theory5]

"Uhh, is there a human doctor around?"

"Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it, and say [Zoidberg Noises]."

"Ahem, [bad attempt at copying zoidberg noises]"

"WHAT?! My mother was a saint. Now GET OUT!"