[usepgp]

You've got some wild typos in here.

[dylan604]

I read that too, and just thought to myself "You just need more whiskey for that to make sense"

[glitchcrab]

I think too much whisky is the cause of the problem here, not the solution.

[dylan604]

right, but if we attain equilibrium with their amount of whiskey, then we have a better chance of understanding. just like listening to the 2 people that have been at the bar all day. they understand each other perfectly, but to someone less inebriated, it's total non-sense/jiberish. so, for science, more whiskey is needed.

[thaumasiotes]

All of the "typos" are spelled correctly, for a very stupid value of correctly. The cause of the problem would appear to be autocorrect.

[_underfl0w_]

> "wild beef"

?

[thaumasiotes]

I assume that came from "would be"; "wild" is trivial to explain via autocorrect, but "beef" is trickier. Maybe something like "wold bef".

---edit---

After further study, I'm pretty sure the original message was

"I dream of such a system that could be fitted on or in my body and would release poison if not acknowledged.

Should I become incapacited, the decision on how I end would be truly mine. "

[dylan604]

The recent autoincorrect made available from Apple is driving me absolute bonkers. On macOS version of Messages is infuriating on how slowly it updates the text as I type, and then goes off and changes things before it even finishes what I've typed. On iOS, it is infuriating in different ways

[BrandoElFollito]

Yes, thank you :)