[cxr]

In all seriousness: whether it's exciting or not, this is something that should be getting federal funding. It really shouldn't be difficult for large, government-backed organizations to justify their interest. I don't have a lead for you (otherwise, I'd have invoked it by now to work on my own project[1], which has something in common through the use of polyglot files to achieve a similar effect[2], while mostly otherwise taking a different approach), but since you have a high profile, casting a wide net to attract the attention of someone able to secure the funding is something to consider.

1. <https://wiki.triplescripts.org/wiki/The_why_and_how_of_tripl...>

2. E.g., <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUpd70Mu0Ek>