[imtringued]

Don't you dare touch the holy commercial real estate that is luring in all those stupid techies who are driving up the value of my house. Oh god I hate techies, I made this neighborhood good for them, they are taking advantage of my hard work and now they dare to come here and settle down? Preposterous. Look at all the landlords kissing their asses by building expensive luxury apartments so they have a place to live in and driving up the price of housing. I bought this neighborhood without the techies and they should stay outside.

This is satire. Please do not take it seriously.