[dheera]

I mean, Tim Cook wants his cake and the Shopify CEO wants his cake too, so the hippocracy is expected.

[theodric]

Everything started to fall apart when the horses seized power

[throwanem]

The legislature and judiciary soon fell to stasis and stagnation. Nothing could be achieved in the face of so many "neigh" votes.

[nradov]

Roman emperor Caligula supposedly appointed his horse as a consul.

[spoonjim]

At this point I'd be willing to try a hippocracy.

[itronitron]

you and Sandra Boynton both

[KingOfCoders]

The rule of hippos?

[Edit] Thanks for clueing me up.

[dempseye]

Rule of horses. "Hippos" means horse. "Potamus" means river. "Hippopotamus" means "river horse."

[pickledcods]

And Hippopotamus are closest related to pigs.

[notahacker]

I'd prefer the rule of Hippocrates :D Not doing any harm seems like a good maxim for CEOs...

[StavrosK]

"Hippocrates" means "horse holder".

Unfortunately, they turned out to be a bad investment.

[scollet]

How do you drop-ship horses?

[bryanrasmussen]

so it looks like a voyage to the land of the houyhnhnms is in order http://4umi.com/swift/gulliver/houyhnhnm/

[roel_v]

I saw a movie about that once - think it was called "planet of the mares".

[croes]

The cake is a lie.

[croes]

Ok, got it. Not enough Portal fans here.