[omaranto]

I like my country's version better: "if grandma had wheels she'd be a bicycle".

[arp242]

Which language/country is this?

I will use this in English regardless. I like it.

[omaranto]

Mexican Spanish. I don't know if they also use that saying in other Spanish speaking countries besides Mexico. In Spanish it goes: "Si mi abuelita tuviera ruedas, sería bicicleta".

[jholloway7]

If your aunt had nuts she'd be your uncle

[omaranto]

That has the same basic idea as the mustache version, but is pithier. I still prefer the surrealism of the bicycle.