[AngryData]

Here is a challenge for you, get some dog crap on your hand and spray it with a garden house then sniff your hand. Unless you are soaping and scrubbing your ass deep, it isn't going to be 100% sanitary regardless of using paper or a bidet. They are nice, but in the end it doesn't matter.

[forgotmypw17]

If you try the dog crap experiment and actually make a good effort with the hose and scrub it, you will find that it does not smell anymore.