[gaius]

But where are the Erlang trolls or the C++ trolls? They don't exist!

[sudont]

I don't know about the Erlang trolls, but the C++ trolls are out writing shitty internal corporate apps for Windows, leaving no source and forcing a company to use the buggy app in perpetuity.

Real trolls ship.

[gaius]

But they are presumably not bitching about each other on the Interwebs?

[fagatini]

To be fair, I DID destroy Zed Shaw with my awesome troll skills.

Oh wait, he did that shit to himself while I watched.