[Lapitotapito]

I'm god. God is now writing to you: Please send all your earthy valueables (money, bitcoin, house paper, car keys etc.) to me.

Thanks!

[Koshkin]

I get this kind of request in my email once in a while... There's too many of You.

[Lapitotapito]

We are all right :D

[nobodyandproud]

The only earthy valuables I own are some potted plants, and some mushrooms in the refrigerator.

Will that do? I also have some whole wheat bread that my kids say taste like dirt.