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Read the sample. I was sold as soon as I ran across terms like “The Society for the Promotion of Cat Ascendency (SPCA)” and “The Association for Cat Machinations (ACM)” and the following disturbingly accurate paragraph:

“Juvenile humans, in particular, are capable of having their internal logic be permanently reconfigured by repeated exposure to certain powerful instructions. These kinds of devices are called purrgrammable logic devices.”

Excellent work!