> I hate that brew is good enough that it’s got some kind of local maximum such that there’s no replacement forthcoming.
You may be interested in trying out nix for package management [1], or even for configurations and providing development environments (see my other comment [2]).
When I tried nix on my mac a while back, it took forever to install basic things, had very verbose logs, was far more complicated and was missing packages. Is it still like that?