[mattanamg]

"What a lack of privacy" says the cat

[reaperducer]

"Have you seen my butthole? Look at my butthole! Let me turn around so you can get a better view of my butthole!" — Every cat ever.

[ljhsiung]

-- "now let me sit in my owner's pants as he sits on the toilet"

[EGreg]

And proceeds to lick its genitals in front of you