[extropy]

Need to have lava shields for that.

[LargoLasskhyfv]

Who cares? Would be totally worth it because of unlimited geothermal energy!

[idlewords]

The photons go through fast enough that they won't get very hot.

[bmcahren]

Remember: You want your photons crispy around the edges, not charred.

[leprechaun1066]

I take my photons medium-rare.

[craftinator]

Not to make light of these puns, but they aren't very coherent...

[kefabean]

On reflection I think we could all use a bit of light relief at the moment!

[uticus]

Medium-rare with a light salad

[samstave]

I only use recycled photons, so my light is green.