[TheAnswerMan]

There is no cure. The best solution is to feed the addiction. Buy as many monitors as you can then display as many subreddits on the screen as you can. Then develop your ability to read multiple reddits simultaneously. At night make sure you have text-to-voice software to read reddits for you while you sleep.

[sixQuarks]

When neuralink comes out, make sure you implant it into your brain. It will make you multi-threaded, enabling you to double the number of monitors you can simultaneously keep track of