[Cthulhu_]

Same, I still have mine and the light itself is nice, but the light never woke me up, always the shrill / tinny sounds. I hope they've built a newer version with better speakers / sound. Still an improvement over the old clock radio though. Those things would already be improved with a gradually increasing volume over just startling you into waking up.

[StavrosK]

How about an eyeball-seeking laser

[kchr]

Yeah, after losing an eye you've probably Pavlov'ed yourself into waking up by pure instinct :-)