If you give me a demographic group (age, sex, income, etc) of a thousand people, and give me the IP address I can uniquely identify the individual within that group using outside data sources like Experian.
What insane ramblings is this? Every site will be forced to use an approved CDN? Adding forced MitM to every connection is the opposite of what we should be trying to implement.
If you want to prevent fingerprinting, you need to look at where the identifying bits are coming from. (ex: https://coveryourtracks.eff.org/) The IP address provides enough bits to uniquely identify many users, and when combined with just a few more bits, to identify almost anyone.
The Chrome proposal is that it won't: https://github.com/bslassey/ip-blindness