[redisman]

Right, Michael Scott would tell someone he of course knows how to use them and then end up in a Japanese restaurant with that person and be found out to be the fool once again.

[gibb0n]

Michael Scott would make fun of the chopsticks, use them to play drums etc. say something racist, and then search for a fork or spoon.

[6chars]

That I can see. Or he would fixate on the fact that someone else does know how to use them and get competitive about it, trying and failing hard to show that he's also worldly.