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This works for conditionals:

    In [4]: f = lambda x: "Yes" if x else "No"

    In [5]: f(True)
    Out[5]: 'Yes'

    In [6]: f(False)
    Out[6]: 'No'

It's Python's version of ternary operators, so not sure if that counts as a "true" conditional; but it is one.

Loops don't work, but list comprehensions do, and they are definitely the way to go here. Multi-line loops deserve a `def`.