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by andrewcarter 1973 days ago
Why do Java developers wear glasses?... Because they don't C#

EDIT: Ah someone already did that one- what's a ghost's favorite variable type? A BOOlean
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cf100clunk 1972 days ago
French programmers use boullion variables. Goldsmiths use bullion variables.
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