[SiteRelEnby]

Emacs tutorials can be one line: "ctrl-x ctrl-c".

[vz8]

An Ode to Quitting Vim:

ESC

Ctrl-C

ESC

Ctrl-Q

ESC

Ctrl-Z

* dangit, suspended *

fg

ESC

:q

E37: No write since last change (add ! to override)

!

E37: No write since last change (add ! to override)

!:q

E37: No write since last change (add ! to override)

@!&^#!&!!:q

E477: No ! allowed

Reboots Server

[dubya]

Teach a man to fish:

  Ctrl-Z
  kill -9 %1

[mettamage]

So can vim by typing: vimtutor

[yjftsjthsd-h]

That's, ah, not the same joke:)