[tzs]

Perhaps it is time for the codpiece to make a comeback in male business attire, updated for modern times to include a phone pouch.

[virgil_disgr4ce]

The CodCo JunkKeeper™ Tactical Codpiece features heavy duty military-grade nylon webbing, patented SafeSack™ zipper technology, hammer loop, tape measure holster, and copper mesh Faraday-caged phone pocket to keep your swimmers largely unmutated!