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by bwilli123 1981 days ago

  The Apples had to wait a decent interval after Jony's departure before they could switch the corpses. Magsafe was disinterred, and found to be still breathing. Touch Bar, which had been dead for years was finally lowered into the grave.
None of the formerly close family members attended, though the one lonely wreath had a card, which read. "You were always so misunderstood, so ahead of your time. They did not deserve you. Love,J.I."