no no no... what we need to do is break them down so that each line is a separate library composed of a single function with its own independent dependency tree and test suite, then build another library out of that, all written in a language that compiles to javascript, and publish it to a proprietary package manager.
If we're really clever we can probably get it up to several megabytes, require three languages and have it run from an embedded C compiler written in Webassembly.
Of course, it will only work in Chrome but really who wants to waste time testing in browsers nobody even uses amirite?
If we're really clever we can probably get it up to several megabytes, require three languages and have it run from an embedded C compiler written in Webassembly.
Of course, it will only work in Chrome but really who wants to waste time testing in browsers nobody even uses amirite?