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by Roboprog 1986 days ago
God-Emperor of Scrum. The code must flow.
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In the grim darkness of the future, there is only Scrum!
Now fly my scrumlings! Bring me their estimates! Eeehehehe
Meh. A real Evil Scrum Lord makes his victims enter the data by themselves into Jira.
Hell no. At least then I know it’s entered in a sensible way. If I let the scrum lord do it it’ll be a mess.
Twice. Once in points after Planning Poker has sized the story -- the second time in hours.
OMG planning poker. Never again.