[mahmud]

please dont speak favorably of Madison online, or hipsters might find it.

Madison sucks, move along, nothing to see here..

[timsally]

I fear that you will find Madison is already infested with hipsters. :P At least, that was the case last time I checked (Mar. protests).

[mahmud]

Hipsters are easy to disperse. Concerned citizens should sponsor four back to back shows by Larry the Cable guy. He can reduce any Seattle or Austin to a Raleigh or Jacksonville.