[curtis3389]

I don't know why anyone who games would like to eat fried chicken while gaming. You have to eat it with your hands, and it's so greasy that you need to wash your hands afterward or risk covering your mouse and keyboard in grease.

[52-6F-62]

The target is essentially this joke, but gone so far as to circle around and is no longer completely ironic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ust_Er_oX5A

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXAiBpIz2_I

[mvanbaak]

That's why you game with a controller. Greasy? yes of course. But easy to clean after a long gaming session ;P