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It's extremely consistent. I'd say that's the only consistent way to do it, if you want to preserve the semantics of JS objects. Lua does pretty much the same.

> Saying that they're objects is not reasonable.

This is a fair point, in the alternate universe where JS objects have different semantics.

> in most languages lists are objects, and they don't also do key-value pairs at the same time

This is a dynamic language we're talking about. You are very welcome to think dynamic languages are inferior choices, an opinion that I personally would share, but that's a discussion for another time. In the context of JS, that behavior is neither unreasonable nor inconsistent.

[robertlagrant]

Python is also dynamic. That has nothing to do with this.

  >>> l = []
  >>> l.x = "hello"
  Traceback (most recent call last):
    File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
  AttributeError: 'list' object has no attribute 'x'

Always adding arbitrary properties to an object is not a dynamic thing, it's just a bit silly. At best you could say it's a weak typing thing, but even then, it doesn't need to be.