[bostik]

I'm going to take flak for this, but I believe it needs to be said. (And for the record, I have been dealing with audits and auditors continuously for the last 5 years. In 2019 I spent 25% of all my working hours directly working on audits or babysitting auditors.)

Auditors are accountants, who secretly harbour dreams of being lawyers. With years of disappointment and self-loathing, they do the human thing: take it on everyone else.