Or get take-out Chinese food to eat with your family
Whether you celebrate the dawning of the Light of the World
Or just bring a big bucket of KFC home
Whether you celebrate the introduction of the New Covenant
Or are still smoky from a Solstice bonfire
Whether you celebrate the Birth by the Virgin Mary, Mother of God
Or are hunkering down in the eye of calm between the holiday rush and the post-holiday rush
Whether you wake to the gifts of Saint Nicholas
Or are just confused about what these laowai are going on about
Merry Christmas!
I feel as if I've known you for ... well ... seconds!
Or get take-out Chinese food to eat with your family
Whether you celebrate the dawning of the Light of the World
Or just bring a big bucket of KFC home
Whether you celebrate the introduction of the New Covenant
Or are still smoky from a Solstice bonfire
Whether you celebrate the Birth by the Virgin Mary, Mother of God
Or are hunkering down in the eye of calm between the holiday rush and the post-holiday rush
Whether you wake to the gifts of Saint Nicholas
Or are just confused about what these laowai are going on about
Merry Christmas!