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> Is it possible to play music with a giant rock?

Yes it is, I'll see if I can find a video.

More related to what you're looking for though, I could see an improvised percussion instrument such as this group [0] play would probably fit the bill.

https://invidious.xyz/watch?v=tZ7aYQtIldg

> It's weird seeing this kind of language about a classic utilitarian device that has stood the test of time exactly because it requires very little care or maintenance.

Definitely agree about that.