[rossdavidh]

Wow, what a catastrophe it would be if he did. I mean: 1) he goes into literally every house with a child in it, talk about a superspreader 2) he spends a lot of time around reindeer, which opens the potential for a cross-species virus mutation like that thing with the mink in Denmark.

Fortunately, at this point, it all seems cool.

[squints]

Your analysis is spot on. The question now is if Gavin Newsom is going to lock him down which would be a big bummer for Californians.

[rossdavidh]

All reports suggest he has the ability to escape through spaces that seem entirely too small for his girth; I wouldn't worry too much about them keeping him captive.