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by bitten 2019 days ago
I see tests in the repo :p
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Yikes, my bad. I didn't see a test folder. I am just learning JS coming from an enterprise Java background. We've got our own pile of shenanigans as well, probably just as bad as the JS world, don't worry!
Don't worry, you can have your public static AbstractProxyFactoryBuilder with Typescript to make you feel at home.
Ok, I am done with this. Anyone wanna start a tea shop in a small town in Asia? I am down. We can bootstrap it, live a simpler life and mingle with the locals. May be even create a little ordering system, postgres v9 in the backend, running on a dingy moth balled Dell PC under the cash register and use jQuery frontend, of course limited to 1024x768 resolution monitor from Compaq with a broken power button.
Small towns in Asia have millions in population :D
yup. my town in java have 1.6 millions people :)
Can I, please, join too. I will do all the interfaces in XUL and will optimize the heck out of it to work on IE.
I would unironically love to do this.
Sign me up. Procedural PHP4 preferred or Perl/CGI.pm.
I approve of this stack. No version control because we would just do this in one shot and the never add any features. The time saved will be spent with friends at the tea shop. An occasional bug fix for a customer that ordered over 32768 rupees of tea for a wedding party.
LOL! That customer is my wife. ₹32,768 is a good sum for tea. (If this is Indian Rupee, btw, it is less than $500).
Lapsang Souchong takes me back to my student days with Pascal and Wirth.
So you are just learning JS but felt legitimate enough to post an unfair rant?