Then the aliens started using Javascript for everything. Replacing aeons of stable, time-proven technology. And that's the last time we detected a signal from the mysterious celestial body known as Alpha Node 4.1.13.
Or was that 6.3.21? No wait...it's definitely 13.3.0. Huh!? 15.x already! I can't keep up.
Or was that 6.3.21? No wait...it's definitely 13.3.0. Huh!? 15.x already! I can't keep up.