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by flowerlad 2029 days ago
A lot of people don't know this, but it takes about 30min to go from Petting to Fucking. See https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Fucking,+Austria/83367+Petti...
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Haha. That's awesome. My nephew thought it was hilarious when he found Fucking on the map. We spent a quite a while joking about taking a Fucking vacation to Fucking Austria to see if they have a Fucking Starbucks where we could hang out with the Fucking people. But once my sister got annoyed I had to tell him to stop joking about the Fucking place and then we started all over. Lmfao.

I guess that's all in the Fucking past now :-(

You need to reverse the directions there.
Apparently some people downvoted you without clicking the link to see that the route is indeed backwards.
I think it’s more that it’s a fairly useless correction which makes no real difference.
You are wrong my dear, it makes all the difference.
Well, Fucking to Petting and back to Fucking is usually about an hour for me.
> I think it’s more that it’s a fairly useless correction which makes no real difference.

You can't assume all roads are two-way/full duplex. It is possible (not sure how frequent) that going from A to B takes considerably longer than going from B to A.

Something that's often not taken into account on Google Maps, but important particularly for cyclists and heavy vehicles, is incline, which can be very different depending on which way you're going.
depending on time of the day, and the location of jobs etc, it may make a lot of difference.
You can do the Wank, Kissing, Petting, Fucking, Wedding tour:

https://youtu.be/BLXe2WTYngQ

Top Gear's fans do know this.
When the road is closed for repairs, people are upset. "No Fugging way."
You and your fucking jokes.