[colesantiago]

satire is missing from the title.

[colmvp]

I mean if you need a satire tag to realize this is satire, I don't know what to say.

[Danieru]

It was real to me until the last paragraph. Everything else read real in the style of a repentant founder.

[cmpb]

I'm just saying, it took me until halfway down page two to realize it.

[blast_hardchese]

That's nothing, I still don't know it's satire.

[sidpatil]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law