[lqet]

There you go:

           Old World           |          New World            |                Me
  -----------------------------|-------------------------------|----------------------------------
  Work to make a living        | Work to make a difference     | Nope [1]
  Follow explicit instructions | Chart the course              | Depends on the role [2]
  Juggle work and life         | Harmonize work and life       | Sounds like: never stop working
  Commute into work            | Connect to work from anywhere | Sounds like: never stop working
  Value amazing perks          | Value amazing people          | I like people, even unamazing ones

[1] I am not knocking making a difference, but that isn't the organizational imperative of any business. And it is a dangerous delusion to say it is.

[2] I learnt a lot following orders at different times

[cercatrova]

Doesn't work on mobile, could you just make it a list?

[Yetanfou]

It works if you use smaller fonts and rotate the thing into landscape mode.