The response to 'How can I help?', namely 'You are surely helping already' seems like the biggest clue to me that this is a joke.
Q: Why do you want to end the world?
A: CAE is devoted to practical, pragmatic solutions. We’re interested in the how, not the why.
Q: Why do you want to end the world?
A: CAE is devoted to practical, pragmatic solutions. We’re interested in the how, not the why.