It's true. The Big TypeScript lobby has been secretly working for years on a product called TypeScript Enterprise Edition. Many jobs will be created to support all those AbstractVirtualFactoryManagers.
Undeniable evidence: https://twitter.com/drosenwasser/status/1259946589902106624
This is just as serious as Bjarne Stroustrup's famous leaked interview in which he revealed why he created C++: https://www.stokely.com/lighter.side/stroustrup.html