[xyst]

https://ugliest.app/l/ca885415-5559-48e2-8c28-1a49af5c1c43/g...

I created an app. How do I get 100M USD series A funding round?

[doctor_eval]

To maximise your valuation, just make sure you don’t have any customers or revenue.

[gitgud]

And you need to involve AI somehow to revolutionize a particular industry

[SirYandi]

Don't forget blockchain! AI powered block chain powered AI

[duderific]

Ha, my company is doing exactly that rn

[sharker8]

Have it be multicloud and serverless.

[jedimastert]

I truly want to believe that you just wrote "not found"

[thinkloop]

maybe google acquired them

[bigiain]

I mean, the ultimate "fake it till you make it" power move would be to go straight to the "Our Incredible Story" acquisition/aquihire claim on your homepage linking straight to a Google Graveyard project, right?

(Then start posting on your LinkedIn about your new "career" hand building replica Inuit whalebone and sealskin canoes using traditional methods...)

[xyst]

I was hacked bruh

[robertlagrant]

Depends on what colour sleeve you chose to premiere your new MacBook Air in at the local coffee roastery.

[red2awn]

Rewrite it in Strategic communication [0]

[0]: https://github.com/rotoclone/strategic-communication

[Nextgrid]

No React, Kubernetes nor micro services?

Sorry, not gonna fund that, it’s not scalable enough.

[techsin101]

stealth mode