[longerthoughts]

This is needlessly adversarial. Thinking about your colleagues as assailants and parasites certainly doesn’t help your product development process. Alternative titles include:

“Why everybody sucks but you” “How to point out problems and suggest vague, empty solutions” “We asked GPT-3 to write an inane thought leadership piece”

[baxtr]

That was exactly my thought as well. Why do we need to start polarizing the workplace now too?

[ochronus]

Thanks for the feedback, I didn't see it that way and it was never my intention - I added now a short intro paragraph which hopefully eases this tension.

[icedchai]

Maybe so, but it's still funny and there's definitely truth to it. I recognize all of these animals.